Okay. Q & A time.
Question #1 Who is that?
Answer: What the hell you MEAN, who is that? That’s KESTON K-K-…whew. Hold on. My leg started to shaking and shit. -ahem- That’s Keston Karter. Period.
Question #2 Hold up, wait. Is he glowing?
Answer: YES the HELL he is. [...]
Shawn Knowles-Carter.
Oh. I see you’re angry; you swarms of fire-spitting old timers and…wait. What is this? Are these people MY AGE? Oh. Wow. They are!
Foregoing and damn near ignoring the reasoning behind Mr. Carter’s request to become part of the Knowles family, not only in spirit, but in name as well, people are [...]
“That’s a good word for it. NoMAD. Cuz I ain’t mad.” -Bizzy Bone.
All I know is that amidst either a holy ghost high (which I think Jesus would be ’smite’ingly upset as being the scapegoat for this catastrophically ignantbehavior) or with a very strong hallucinogen doing the stanky-bootydo-leg ( I would refernce “jerking”…but I don’t acknowledge [...]
Are they real?
Yes the hell they are. I don’t know about you, but me? I’m am your typical twitter addict. And I mean ADDICTED. I’ll leave my Tweet Deck, get in my car, pull up UberTwitter, only to get to work and pull up web Twitter. The ADHD in me, won’t have it any other [...]
Kooley High.
C’mon! I see your blank faces! North Carolina has alot of offer, and I am going to need for atleast one N.C. State Head to stand up in their honor. Best thing ya’ll got going for you, at the current moment. ( I keed Wolfpack, I keed!)
Simply stated. We got us here, [...]
Harajuku. Do you even know what that means….*shakes her head firmly.* She obviously doesn’t and neither do you.
I hate Nicki Minaj.
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate Onika Maraj. Oh! Don’t know who that is, do you? That was the woman who Nicki Minaj USED to be. You know before the alleged plasticfication of her [...]
I do. I really really do. Not in the, I’ll Derwin Davis-turkey baster-his ass, if I got a chance. That’s just crazy. I just love the dude.
Why? Because I can. (And before I get started, if I hear a peep out of any dude, I’ll go apeshit. Because I know a handful of nigglets [...]
Today at work, I seen two grown ass women damn near jump out of their skins in pure joy, when one of the patients produced the “Think Like a Lady” book. Now mind you …
A) This lady was on her fourth kid at the age of 22 and is depending on the government to pay [...]
One. Stop typing in all Caps. This isn’t YouTube. There isn’t a Audio button that we can hear how LOUDLY you’re typing. Get it, asshat? How Loudly you’re TYPING? Stop it.
Two. I forgot what Two was. #kanyeshrug
Three. I KNOOOOW you love your significant other. I’m so happy for you. Love is beautiful. Such a [...]
Women that actually are hip hop heads are a rare commodity…..
Her:So you got that new Jay-Z?
Me: *Oh I can’t stand this hoe*…. Yeah. I’ve had it for about three weeks now.
Her: OmiGod. How you get it that early.
Me. It was available to…everyone if you were paying attention.
Her: Oh.
Me: ……………………
Her: It sucks to me.
Me:…………….
Her: Only [...]
