Women that actually are hip hop heads are a rare commodity…..
Her:So you got that new Jay-Z?
Me: *Oh I can’t stand this hoe*…. Yeah. I’ve had it for about three weeks now.
Her: OmiGod. How you get it that early.
Me. It was available to…everyone if you were paying attention.
Her: Oh.
Me: ……………………
Her: It sucks to me.
Me:…………….
Her: Only [...]
When I’m riding in the car with family, friends, co-workers, a song, usually a popular song on an urban radio station will come on, and someone will start rapping word for word [which cracks me up, when they can't decipher what actually being said, just mindless memorization] and there will be a energy of hype-ness [...]
Things you WANT to Say…………But Don’t.
And for various reasons, You don’t care enough to say it. You don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. It isn’t your place…..blah blah blah…..
I USED to be quick to sometimes ” bite my tounge ” because sometimes a person’s feelings are…fragile and my little comment can slide for the sake [...]
Actually nigga. I DON’T. I feel like JAHMAHL sat at the computer, took a looooooong mistaken and unfortunate breath and began to type….
HEY SWEETY IM JAHMAHL I SAW A LIKENING TO YOUR PAGE AND I BEGIN TRYING TOO IMMEDIATELY ACKNOWLEDGING THE MYSTIGUE WAYS THAT YA SKIN SHINES THREW. I LIVE IN GREENSBOROAND ALSO JUST MOVED [...]
Soooooo. I mean I like to shop. When I have the funds, I love to shop acutally. There is a thrill when you walk into the mall with a lil ching-a-ling in your pockets and breeze in and out of the stores, with the single thought of that perfect outfit.
And I had one today. I [...]
You know. Its a damn shame that I, or any other woman can’t go about town hearing this….
Aye guh! Aye!
I wanna lick you up and dooooooown…till you call the cops…
I had alot of errands to run today. Groceries, bills, social visits, misuse of company property *dont’ ask*… And I had the dispeasure of running into [...]
Every been in a club, sports bar, lounge and the DJ is cutting something serious, then all of sudden the beat drops, your recongize that jant and you hop up to dance?
Next time, stay in your seat, look around at people around you. ESPECIALLY if its song with some hood-ism too it, or hell, [...]
No, not the Taliban…the Talyban.
Why?
Because I can.
Did you know they made invisible seatbelts. Yep. Invisible. Doesn’t matter if you have it on or not, cops can’t see it. They are comprised of anti-doughnuts and anti-black people bullshit that makes it completly unavialable to the eyes of police enforcment. Two Saturdays ago, I made the mistake [...]
